Articles by Eitan Levine

Eitan’s Guide to Trickin Yo’ Man into Thinking You Are More Religious Than You Actually Are

tzniusclothing_col

Everyone you know got engaged last week and it’s about time you get engaged also. As far as marriage is concerned, Jewish girls age in dog years after they hit 18. It is a fact that most of the unmarried girls reading this article look like Tilda Swinton to eligible males. So let’s break it […]