1. “I love it when all the vegetables are mixed together in the salad bar.”
2. “Wow! This cut up fruit is crazy cheap!”
3. “There are way too many Diet Peach Snapples.”
4. “The caf grilled chicken is so juicy.”
5. “The only place I hate more than Mendy’s is Bagel Boss.”
6. “I’d rather take the stairs than squeeze myself into this elevator.”
7. “The bio major is super chill.”
8. “This post in Stern in the Know is outrageous! But I won’t comment on it.”
9. “The event was as popular as Cake Wars!”
10. “I eat sushi less than 4 times a week.”
11. “The reference library is way too cold.”
12. “This bathroom smells pleasant.”
13. “Hmmm…not too many sstuds today.”
14. “Maybe no one will notice if I sit in the Brookdale lounge with my boyfriend.”
15. “I’m going to buy a soda from the Brookdale caf store.”
16. “The chairs in the caf are too quiet. I can never tell when someone is moving.”
17. “On my way to class, I’ll check out whatever’s happening at the tables in the 245 Lobby.”
18. “There’s tons of empty seats in the library.” (during finals)
19. “I adhere strictly to the no-eating-in-the-library rule.”
20. “The fourth floor of the Syms building has a completely logical layout.”
21. “2M is my favorite floor in Stern!”
22. “It’s so great having those extra five minutes on the shuttle so we can stop at 29th street.”
23. “Can you press one please?” (in the Syms elevator)
24. “The walls in Brookdale are pretty thick.”
25. “Registration went smoothly!”
26. “I get my news from Shield.”
27. “There are more than enough shuttles.”
28. “There are always more than enough Carlos and Gabby’s sauces.”
29. “The Local came so quickly!”
30. “The caf is so much better now that there are turnstiles.”
31. “I have so much restaurant money left.”
32. “I loved English Comp.”
33. “They opened the caf five minutes early today!”
34. “I have perfect floor party attendance.”
35. “I know the WiFi password for my dorm by heart.”
36. “There was a boy in the caf, but no one noticed.”
37. “Living in 35th is the worst.”
38. “The shuttle app is working!”
39. “I wish they had more honey mustard salmon, what’s with the teriyaki?”
40. “There are too many events at Beren. When is there going to be one at Wilf?”
41. “Now that I’ve met with Academic Advisement, I’ve got my whole life figured out.”
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